Spite Doody

So, this is why I started a blog in the first place.  Someone pooped on the floor at work!!  I myself didn't see it but the whole place is buzzing.  I work with all college educated, law enforcement professionals who should be able to figure out how to use a toilet.  I think it was done on purpose because it didn't appear to have been an "emergency", if you know what I mean.  Someone just went into the stall, locked the door, than dropped a turd on the floor.  Worse yet, they could have brought the turd from home and then purposefully left it behind.  This is not the first time this has happened in this bathroom either, so there is a repeat offender in our mist.  The real victim in all of this is the janitor.